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joeymasonart:

Winter Soldier Poster!  by Joey Mason / Twitter

joeymasonart:

Winter Soldier Poster!  by Joey Mason / Twitter

posted on Apr 24 / 21:51 / 4,703 notes / via homovikings / Source

serpentineandblack:

renholder:

serpentineandblack:

renholder:

if one more person tells me, “wow, you look like hell today!” (or something along those lines,) i might throw something at them. 
i’m sorry, have you seen the pollen levels today? my allergies are trying to kill me. and yeah, my voice is non-existent today, got it. fully aware of that, i can hear myself.

Light them on fire. Or I’ll gladly do it for you.

<3 i love that you would do it for me.

Of-fucking-course I would. Or reduce them to tears. Whatever you actually preferred

at this point, just make them feel little. that works for me. <3

posted on Apr 24 / 17:20 / 16 notes / via serpentineandblack / Source
copperbadge:

historymiss:

#sam i demand you write a thing about rdj advising them on dressing as your character

"Robert, where are you taking m — Robert, why is Sebastian here?"
"I’m here because he said there’d be pancakes."
"Are there?" 
"No."
"Robert, why have you apparently kidnapped me and Sebastian? Are we making a indy film and I just forgot about it?"
"No. My children, it’s time for you to learn one of the pleasures of being an A-list Genre Film star."
"….Chris, did he bring us here for a threesome?"
"I have brought you here to advise you on your red carpet outfits, because you have reached a point in your lives where you can afford to be goobers and people will just think it’s cute instead of unprofessional. So today we are going to dress you for the red carpet."
"I’m sensing there’s a catch."
"Very good, young Stan. You are going to dress for red carpet as your characters."
"What."  "What."
"Blue suit for you, Chris, dorky seventies All The King’s Men tie, patriotic pocket square."
"Oh god he’s going to dress me in silver — "
"Hst, Sebastian, you get an all black suit."
"Not very individual."
"That’s why you get to spend today practicing your smug yes, I am dressed as the Winter Soldier, don’t you wish you were as cool as me smile.”
"Chris? Is this normal?"
"You get used to it after a while. I’ve found it’s best to just do what he says." 
[RDJ Advises Chris Evans on his Life Choices]

copperbadge:

historymiss:

"Robert, where are you taking m — Robert, why is Sebastian here?"

"I’m here because he said there’d be pancakes."

"Are there?" 

"No."

"Robert, why have you apparently kidnapped me and Sebastian? Are we making a indy film and I just forgot about it?"

"No. My children, it’s time for you to learn one of the pleasures of being an A-list Genre Film star."

"….Chris, did he bring us here for a threesome?"

"I have brought you here to advise you on your red carpet outfits, because you have reached a point in your lives where you can afford to be goobers and people will just think it’s cute instead of unprofessional. So today we are going to dress you for the red carpet."

"I’m sensing there’s a catch."

"Very good, young Stan. You are going to dress for red carpet as your characters."

"What."  "What."

"Blue suit for you, Chris, dorky seventies All The King’s Men tie, patriotic pocket square."

"Oh god he’s going to dress me in silver — "

"Hst, Sebastian, you get an all black suit."

"Not very individual."

"That’s why you get to spend today practicing your smug yes, I am dressed as the Winter Soldier, don’t you wish you were as cool as me smile.”

"Chris? Is this normal?"

"You get used to it after a while. I’ve found it’s best to just do what he says." 

[RDJ Advises Chris Evans on his Life Choices]

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buckyxbarnes:

It’s hard to find a partner with a similar life experience. [insp]

posted on Apr 24 / 15:30 / 21,750 notes / via stark-week / Source
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serpentineandblack:

renholder:

if one more person tells me, “wow, you look like hell today!” (or something along those lines,) i might throw something at them. 
i’m sorry, have you seen the pollen levels today? my allergies are trying to kill me. and yeah, my voice is non-existent today, got it. fully aware of that, i can hear myself.

Light them on fire. Or I’ll gladly do it for you.

<3 i love that you would do it for me.

posted on Apr 24 / 13:45 / 16 notes / via serpentineandblack / Source

uncle-anesthesia:

Mark Lanegan appreciation post II

posted on Apr 24 / 13:13 / 52 notes / via thewillowgarden / Source